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Stories by jgrahamc

Patent troll Sable pays up, dedicates all its patents to the public (blog.cloudflare.com)
We found a bug in Go's ARM64 compiler (blog.cloudflare.com)
Cloudflare is sponsoring Ladybird and Omarchy (blog.cloudflare.com)
Cap'n Web: a new RPC system for browsers and web servers (blog.cloudflare.com)
It's a DE9, not a DB9 (but we know what you mean) (news.sparkfun.com)
Low-background Steel: content without AI contamination (blog.jgc.org)
Cracking an old ZIP file to help open source the ANC's "Vula" secret crypto code (blog.jgc.org)
Chaos in the Cloudflare Lisbon Office (blog.cloudflare.com)
Steve Ballmer's incorrect binary search interview question (blog.jgc.org)
If you care about security you might want to move the iPhone Camera app (blog.jgc.org)
Is a movie prop the ultimate laptop bag? (blog.jgc.org)
Our container platform is in production. It has GPUs. Here's an early look (blog.cloudflare.com)
Rabbit hole: stumbling across two Portuguese punched cards (blog.jgc.org)
A steam locomotive from 1993 broke my yarn test (blog.cloudflare.com)
Three Chapters at Cloudflare: Programmer to CTO to Board of Directors (blog.cloudflare.com)
I Made a Rubbish Clock (blog.jgc.org)
"All your base are belong to us" intro to my 2004 MIT Spam Conference talk (blog.jgc.org)
Debugging Lotus 1-2-3 by fax (blog.jgc.org)
Getting the KIM-1 to talk to my Mac (blog.jgc.org)
How the April 28, 2025 power outage in Portugal/Spain impacted Internet traffic (blog.cloudflare.com)
An early look at cryptographic watermarks for AI-generated content (blog.cloudflare.com)
How Complex Systems Fail (how.complexsystems.fail)
Three Chapters at Cloudflare: Programmer to CTO to Board of Directors (blog.cloudflare.com)
Zero-latency SQLite storage in every Durable Object (blog.cloudflare.com)
Protecting your (my) passport from liquid damage (blog.jgc.org)
Reaffirming Our Commitment to Free (blog.cloudflare.com)
New standards for a faster and more private Internet (Zstandard, ECH, BBR) (blog.cloudflare.com)
Build durable apps on Cloudflare Workers: write Workflows, we do the rest (blog.cloudflare.com)
QUIC restarts, slow problems: udpgrm to the rescue (blog.cloudflare.com)
Speed Brain: helping web pages load 45% faster (blog.cloudflare.com)