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Stories by mjgardner

Relational Databases Aren’t Dinosaurs, They’re Sharks (simplethread.com)
A good old-​fashioned Perl log analyzer (phoenixtrap.com)
Inspired by [this discussion](https://lobste.rs/s/ztofac/awk_power_promise_40_year_old_language)
GNU Parallel's 20th birthday (gnu.org)
34 at 34 for v5.34: Modern Perl features for Perl’s birthday (phoenixtrap.com)
DOOM Rendered via Checkboxes (healeycodes.com)
Avoid Yoda conditions in Perl you should (phoenixtrap.com)
The Immaturity of JavaScript (dev.to)
The reports of Perl’s death have been greatly exaggerated (phoenixtrap.com)
What's Next for Object-Oriented Perl? (phoenixtrap.com)
Porting from Perl to Go: Simplifying for Platform Engineering (phoenixtrap.com)
Faulty DRM breaks dozens of games on Intel’s Alder Lake CPUs (arstechnica.com)
Syntax changes for Corinna, proposed declarative OO Perl mechanism (blogs.perl.org)
Perl warnings and the warn function (phoenixtrap.com)
Get out early with Perl statement modifiers (phoenixtrap.com)
Git Commands Explained with Cats (2017) (girliemac.com)
Taming the Moose: Classing up Perl attributes (phoenixtrap.com)
Modernizing the Wolfenstein 3D Fizzlefade Algorithm (2017) (jacopretorius.net)
The Funhouse Mirror of Perl Criticism (phoenixtrap.com)
A Macintosh History 85.10 (systemtalk.org)
Everyone’s a (Perl) critic, and you can be too (phoenixtrap.com)
LAMP is dead! Long live (Perl) web frameworks (phoenixtrap.com)
Better Perl: Four list processing best practices with map, grep, and more (phoenixtrap.com)
Cutting the fat: Lightweight Perl OO modules (phoenixtrap.com)
Taming the Moose: Method modifiers instead of overrides in object-​oriented Perl (phoenixtrap.com)
Porting a Perl script to Raku while keeping the Perl dependencies (phoenixtrap.com)
Read The Fantastic Manual: How to get the most out of Perl documentation (phoenixtrap.com)
Follow-up: Using a more purpose-made module to shorten a Perl & Raku script (phoenixtrap.com)
The Beautiful Prison: AI stuck in retro hardware asks: am I conscious? (thebeautifulprison.com)
Perl list processing is for hashes, too (phoenixtrap.com)
Vicious (test) mockery of a Perl modulino (phoenixtrap.com)