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We know everyone loves text editors. We know everyone loves specific text editors, because they let everyone else know. But we know the truth: true love always has a dark side. What's your text editor's dark side?

It's 11:40am and I thought hey, could be fun to have some sort of "fun thoughts to have" Fridays here on lobsters. Basically if you have something silly or fun to ask the community it's the day to do it :D. So a starter I've thought of is "10 Code Commandments". This is inspired by my friend who'...

Measuring programmer productivity.

You suddenly have in your possession a super computer. What comes next? What projects are suddenly possible for you? What performance tests can you now explore?

So what're you building that you always wanted or think humanity actually needs than another corporate piece of CRUD? (P.S. Yeah I missed a couple weeks, life has been crazy.)

How do you proceed with your life now? Do you have time to wait for C, Lisp, C#, JS, or Rust? The first personal computers aren't for awhile. Try to be as realistic as you can. Edit: To be clear you are exactly as you are now, in the place you are (give or take). Things are going to more or less ...

On a micro-scale, macro-scale, to anything in-between.

How will you leverage this new power? Will you tell everyone they really shouldn't listen to you? Or will you carve out a new group of followers to push forward your hopes and dreams? --- Remember that Fun Format Fridays are fun, philosophical activities. Responses can be funny, serious, and e...

We've learned to tap into the API of Life and now have the ability to do things like volume(universalCoordinates).spawn(h20) What're the first programs you'll write and what are some longer term programs you'd like to write? --- I may end FFF after today. It was fun.

Think of your favorite technology: Haskell, Rust, PostgreSQL, etc. Now imagine you've just learned it was created by someone or a group that's been found out or known to have done "very very bad things" (you can use your imagination on this one). Would you still use these technologies? Or would you ...

What other "your <item> <computes> <thing>" sounds interesting, real or not? Or could be? A couple others: * Your school binder quicksorts papers by dates * Your sliding door transmits WiFi (for door state) --- Less controversial than last week - I'm working on it :)

You may submit ONE feature for LOBSTERS-LANG. Otherwise the great Lobster In The Sky may curse you. That is all. The slate is ready for your chisels.

This is especially puzzling given that Swift supports bidirectional C++ interoperability.

I'm looking for a good text editor. I'm not a dev, I'm a language teacher but do some basic python stuff and I like plain text editors more than blown up word processors. Stuff I do: I made a word and sentence scrambler in Python, I write sentences into a text file and a Python scrip...

After switching from Windows to PopOS a few years ago, I spent countless hours trying to find a GUI text editor as good as Notepad++ but failed. I have tried many of the native variants NotepadNext and others.

In case you ever dreamed to do that: $ take 100 data | map show.length | sort | reverse | head